DOCTOR HOOPLA is Flabby Hoffman's personal physician. He has a doctorate in the science of political and social satire as well as brain surgery. As such he dedicates the bulk of his practice to strengthening various elements of the human brain stem with special attention to the juices. His monthly magazine is a combination of satirical observations, poignant witticisms and pure stupidity blended in exactly the right amounts to provide a dose of prescription level sanity for those who suffer from the main mental disease of our time: Ryan Seacrestation (or over exposure to dull lifeless corporate sell outs). Joined in this quest by associates in his practice Doctor Brouhaha; Doctor Gag Reflex And Nurse Ballmeat...this group has set its sights on healing society by allowing those starved for some sense of it all to suckle at the ample bosom of their milky goodness.


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Wouldn’t You Like To Pass The Time With A Little Game Of Solitaire – What is wrong with the 7-11 Stores people? Why is it still called that? When they started it like 40 years ago or so, it signified the hours the stores were open. Before that, literally nothing was open that early or that late except like brothels and White Castle. But within a few years they were open all the time and should have renamed themselves 24-7…but for some reason they never did (which by the way is a sign of how much harder we are forced to work now than we did in the 70’s the fact that so many people have to work such extreme hours and need junk at all hours of the day and night to sustain it). Not only is it now a lie and a national disgrace, but it is this type of blatant mule headedness that makes us a laughing stock of the whole damn world. Look at all those stupid Americans they say. Look at them going into a place called 7-11 at 6:59…at 11:01….heck, any damn time. Either lose the name or close up at night…your choice. Just quit making all of us look like chumps. – Nurse Ballmeat 04/01/13

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