FLABBY SHOWS

       

The REVOLUTION will not be televised…

 

they’re too busy televising important stuff like Cubs games and Dangerous Housewives reruns. So we have two choices, sit around and watch the mega-corporations sanitize our souls and compromise our humanity until we are utterly useless emotionless slaves, or we can fight against the fascists by trying to fan the embers and keep them glowing long enough to try and ride out the storm.Local music, local club shows, cable access…long the made to be both laughing stock and whipping boy of the mainstream media (for reasons that should be obvious) have become the last bastions of free expression. We might still lose the battle anyway, but even if we do, we can at least say we gave it all we had. At least some of us can. When was the last time you supported the local creative arts scene? Tune in, turn on and drop out bitch!

 

THE LIVE GIGS OF FLABBY

  Below is a listing of all Flabby Live Shows. THOSE SHOWS WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE FLABBY TRIO LIVE HAVE THE CUTE LITTLE PICTURE OF FLABBY NEXT TO THEM. This list includes both gigs where the Flabby Hoffman Trio is performing and shows that Flabby has booked but is not appearing at (unbeknownst to most Flabby is also a black private booking agent who’s a sex machine with all the chicks).   FLABBY HOFFMAN LIVE SHOWS (Come Fly With Me)  

    October 2017
    Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
    09/25/17 09/26/17 09/27/17 09/28/17 09/29/17 09/30/17 10/1/17
    10/2/17 10/3/17 10/4/17 10/5/17 10/6/17 10/7/17 10/8/17
    10/9/17 10/10/17 10/11/17 10/12/17 10/13/17 10/14/17 10/15/17
    10/16/17 10/17/17 10/18/17 10/19/17 10/20/17 10/21/17 10/22/17
    10/23/17 10/24/17 10/25/17 10/26/17 10/27/17 10/28/17 10/29/17
    10/30/17 10/31/17 11/1/17 11/2/17 11/3/17 11/4/17 11/5/17
        All shows 21+ over.       Click here for Flabby Trio Live Shows Archive >>  

    FLABBY HOFFMAN BOOKINGS

    Flabby Hoffman books live shows all over the Chicago rock and comedy circuit. If you’ve got some talent in those areas and would like a gig, please peruse the list below and pitch to Flabby for a slot (please make sure to be wearing pants while reading and responding to this list…and don’t think we wont know if you don’t…cause we do….and you aren’t). All shows are 21+ over unless noted.To pitch yourself or your act for slots at one of these fine shows or to be added to mailing list for ongoing open slots, please write to flabbyhoffman (at) yahoo (dot) com. Be sure to include a link to your webpage, what shows you are interested in being confirmed for (or mailing list), recent gig experience (if none that’s cool too, we’ve got shows for that too), confirmation that you and all the members of your act are 21+ over (or outline what the ages are when I am booking all ages shows) and a promise to pay me $1 billion dollars worth of unmarked non-sequential gold dubloons recovered from the wreck of the Spanish Montanes Class vessel “The Neptuno” which sunk in 1805 faster than Sarah Palin’s mouth over the crotch of a media executive while trying to “lobby” for a new TV series.

      Flabby Hoffman Available Pig Sluts….I Mean Gig Slots.   Shows With At Least One Available Gig Slot (Hit me up for details):  

    Gallery Cabaret: 11/08/13 – 1 slot available (full band only)

    Red Line Tap: 11/15/13 – 3 slots available (full bands only)

    Live Wire 12/06/13  4 slots available

    Red Line Tap 12/20/13 – 4 slots available

    Abbey Pub Green Room – 10/30/13 halloween eve 10:30pm (full band preferred but acoustic acts allowed)

    Abbey Pub Green Room – 11/06/13 10:30pm (full band preferred but acoustic acts allowed)

    Abbey Pub Green Room – 11/13/13 10:30pm (full band preferred but acoustic acts allowed)

    Abbey Pub Green Room – 11/20/13 8:30pm (acoustic acts only…or bands that don’t mind 30 minute sets)

    Abbey Pub Green Room – 11/27/13 8:30 and 10:30 (early slot 30 minute acoustic preferred, later slot 45 minutes bands preferred)

    All december slots at Abbey Pub Green Room available as well for every wednesday – 8:30pm (30 minute set) and 10:30pm (45 minute set)

      All shows 21+ over.      

    TV SERIES PLAYLIST

    The TV series entitled “Flabby Hoffman” appears every Thursday evening from 11:30pm to 12:30am on Chicago’s Cable Channel 19 (CAN-TV). Tune in and you could win a Subaru (chances of winning a Subaru are 1 in 12……trillion-zillion-trillion).

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