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Flabby Hoffman uses his unique powers of hyper-sensitivity, super cognizance and fanatical devotion to an objective truth to help those in need of an empowering spiritual enema. Decent folk out there in their workaday lives, put upon by the injustices foisted on them by the power hungry pathological oligarchs who are hell bent on squeezing every ounce of soul from their hearts. Hearts battered by having to endure the loss of humanity in their culture, tortured by a society that asks them to endure a lifestyle flooded with phoniness, ignorance, commerciality and waste; characterized by a lack of depth of character and conscience which allows the seemingly infinite exploitation to brutalize anyone that gets in the way of a corporate profit margin. And since the true enemies of the people lie in the corner offices, in the churches, and in the misanthropic legislative buildings of the frigging ruling elite; and since they will stop at nothing until each and every individual is turned into a robot, one must finally admit…we are lost. Observing this, Flabby Hoffman has realized that too few have the strength of character or the desire to actually pay the dues and make the dramatic sacrifices necessary to fix our world, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t millions of people who are left hanging in the balance…not dehumanized enough yet to be worthless, but too kind to deserve the suffering that our current transition into an all encompassing robotic servitude to the fascist corporate ethos engenders. These marginalized people deserve and need comfort. They need to know there is someone out there that feels their pain, knows what its like to lose something that was truly worth caring about and yet unflinchingly stares in the face of indifference and screams “nuts to you!” Flabby Hoffman offers himself as a catalyst. He is actively seeking you out. Those savaged by the travails imposed by this reversal of evolution…he seeks you and he offers you one moment of shelter. So that at the end of his quest, once the demons have either exterminated our humanity or been defeated, the legacy will remain that this is either where the end of this tyranny began or this is where people who were outnumbered, outspent, overwhelmed and tortured; faced the terror, saw the truth behind the injustice, shook their fist passionately at the impending annihilation of all in this world truly worth caring about and stood their ground.