THE FAT IN THE HAT – A Multi-Media Tale

TRACK LISTING SONG LINKS

Play These Songs While You Read Our Tale!   PART ONE   1. IF I KNEW NOW WHAT I KNOW THEN 2. THE TEA CUP RIDE 3. THIS THAT AND THE OTHER THING 4. REGRETS 5. THE POISON PILL 6. TOO FEW 7. GRIP THE VICE GRIP 8. ON THE WAY TO BETTER TIMES 9. THE TIP OF THE SUNRISE   PART TWO   1. IN THE LAND OF THE DISPOSABLE MIND 2. THE PRECEDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 3. WHAT’S LEFT FROM WRONG 4. PETRIFIED WITHIN A THREADBARE PIPEDREAM 5. LOVE IN THE FIRST DEGREE 6. MONOPHRENIA 7. GREETING TO A FRIEND I NEVER HAD 8. UNDENIABLE 9. HOW DOES IT FEEL?      

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  THE SUN DID NOT SHINE THE CABLE WAS OUT, SO WE SAT IN THE HOUSE BY THE WINDOW TO POUT.   I SAT THERE WITH SALLY WE SAT THERE WE TWO WHAT ELSE COULD US SPOILED SUBURBANITES DO?   NO E-MAIL NO CHAT ROOMS NO TRL OR NINTENDO NO VIDEOS NO JERRY SPRINGER WITH HIS TRASH INUENDO.   SO ALL WE COULD DO WAS TO SIT…SIT…SIT…SIT AND FACE UP TO THE FACT WE WERE BOTH BORED AS SH_T!  

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  AND THEN WITH A SHOCK SOMETHING WENT BUMP, IT SOUNDED THE SAME AS WHEN OUR PARENTS HUMP.   WE LOOKED AND WE SAW HIM STEP INTO OUR PLACE THE FAT IN THE HAT WITH HIS DOUBLE CHINNED FACE AND HE SAID TO US   “THE TWO OF YOU SPOILED BRATS ARE A DISGRACE! I KNOW IT IS RAINING AND THE CABLE WENT KABLOOEY, BUT WE CAN HAVE FUN LET’S ORDER SOME CHOP SUEY.”  

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  BUT OUR FISH SAID “NO, NO! THAT STUFFED PIG MUST DIE THE FAT IN THE HAT IS A COMMUNIST SPY!  

HE’LL FILL YOU WITH NOTIONS WITH INTENT TO DISRUPT, HE’LL SAY YOU’RE A PAWN AND YOUR GOVERNMENT’S CORRUPT.

 

YOU KIDS SHOULD BE PLAYING A NICE GAME OF YAHTZEE NOT LEARNING THE PROOF OF HOW GEORGE BUSH IS A NAZI.”

 

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  “LISTEN TO ME – LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME NOW! YOUR MINDS HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW.  

YOU’RE GIVEN ILLUSIONS AND MATERIAL GOALS BY CORPORATE CRIMINALS OUT TO STEAL YOUR SOULS.

 

THEY’LL PLACE A COMMERCIAL WHEREVER YOU LOOK THEY’LL STRANGLE YOUR CLASSROOM AND DUMB DOWN YOUR BOOKS.

 

THEY’LL MAKE SUPERFICIAL HEROES SAYING TRUE THAT AND TRUE THIS UNTIL YOU’RE A ROBOT AND TOTALLY CLUELESS.”

 

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  AND THEN HE WENT OUT AND HE SAID THERE WAS MORE, BUT THE FAT IN THE HAT WAS ALMOST TOO FAT FOR THE DOOR  

HE BROUGHT IN A BOX “NOW LOOK AT THIS TRICK” A GAME THAT WOULD MAKE ALL THOSE NEO-FACISTS SICK!

 

“LET ME INTRODUCE THING ONE AND THING TWO THEY ARE COVERT OPERATIVES AND HERE’S WHAT THEY DO.

 

THEY FIX ELECTIONS MOVIES AND TV THEY CENSOR. THEY DOCTOR THE EVIDENCE TO MAKE COLD WARS SEEM TENSER.

 

THEIR RIGHT WING AGENDA IS HIDDEN FROM VIEW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAKE HANDS WITH THING ONE AND THING TWO?”

 

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  THEN THOSE THINGS RAN ABOUT WITH BIG BUMPS JUMPS AND KICKS. THEY GOOGLIED THE MOOGLY AND PLAYED DIRTY TRICKS.  

THEY WORKED IN CONJUNCTION WITH UNION BANK AND CARLYLE GROUP. THERE WAS NO DEPTH TO WHICH THESE THINGS WOULDN’T STOOP.

 

WITH ECHELON AND PREFERRED CARDS AND COINTELPRO, UNTIL CORPORATE PROFITS WERE THE ONLY THINGS TO GROW.

 

AND I LOOKED AROUND THE PLACE WAS A WRECK POOR HEALTH CARE, POLLUTION ANGER AND DISRESPECT.

 

THE THINGS LOOKED UPON ALL THE DISARRAY WITH GLEE, AT WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO THE LAND OF THE FREE.

 

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  AND THEN WHO WAS BACK IN THE HOUSE BUT THE FAT IN THE HAT THE THINGS RAN FOR COVER AND DISAPPEARED IN NOTHING FLAT  

THE FAT ONE SAID “HAVE NO FEAR OF THIS MESS, FEAR IS THE TOOL BY WHICH THEY OPPRESS!

 

SEE, THE LEADERS ON WHICH YOU’VE COME TO RELY; THEY ENJOY WHEN YOU SUFFER, DON’T CARE IF YOU DIE.

 

JUST SO LONG AS THEIR COFFERS ARE FULL AS CAN BE A BLOODSUCKERS PARADISE THIS LAND OF THE FREE!”

 

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  THEN WE SAW HIM PICK UP ALL THE THINGS THAT WERE DOWN WITH A CENTRALIZED MOVEMENT OF SIGHT THOUGHT AND SOUND.  

HE SAID, “THINGS WILL BE BETTER IF WE’RE WILLING TO TRY TO RECAPTURE OUR FREEDOM AND SEE THROUGH THE LIES.

 

SO, NEXT TIME YOUR CABLE SHOULD HAPPEN TO GO OUT

FIND SOMETHING TO VOLUNTEER FOR OR JUST SING, PLAY AND SHOUT.

 

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

NOT IN THEIR DECEIT!” AND WITH THAT HE WAS OFF TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

 

THE END?